Every time the counter on this blog hits another 1,000 visits my brain goes "puhuh?"
If I wasn't dyscalculic and therefore absolutely retarded at maths I would be logical and say "well my old blog got between 30 and 90 hits per day, there are over 600 people on my Facebook friends list - realistically 3,000 views by its third month is not a stupid number" but my brain does not like numbers in any format which is why it operates on an "I has a money? YAY! SHOPPING!" basis and not on a "you have £X coming in, you have £Y going out, you may only spend £Z" basis.
Ziggy played guitarrrrrraaaaarrrrraaaarrrrrr.
Title: Red Money by David Bowie